I got this in an e-mail today, Just thought I would give yall something to think about.
Ponderisms:
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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About Me
- Kent Garrison
- I live in Minor, was born here and moved back about 14 years ago. Graduated from Minor in 1971. Went to work at Princeton in 1972 been there ever since. I attend Sylvan Springs Church of Christ, have been an elder for about 8 years. I have been blessed with 3 children who have grown up in the church and are still active and faithful. Ben married to Rachel, April married to Jason who gave me my first and so-far my only grandchild Alissa Brooke. Joseph who still lives at home and works for RPS ambulance service. My wife of 32 years is Phyllis I met her at Princeton we both grew up in Minor.
2 comments:
Too funny!
My favorite is, "Who was the first person to say, 'Hey, look what just came out of that chicken's behind! I think I'll eat it!'" :D
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